>>4587215In Italy we would call you "terrun, terron".
In Spain they would call you "moro, morisco".
In the US they would call you a "beaner, spic".
More specifically in LA they'll call Mexican, in NYC Puerto Rican and in Florida Cuban.
If you went to the Moon the Media would undoubtedly call you the first Hispanic on the Moon.
The only way to be certain they classify you as white is to murder a black teenager in a gated community.