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Real men do press-ups.
Booze is such absolute garbage. If it vanished from the world i wouldn’t miss it. Champagne & Prosecco with sunday lunch is about the size of it for me.
Mildly addicted to synthetic opiates though. It’s not as bad a cig’s, i used to smoke, but worse than coffee, i used to drink coffee, gave that up too. A pinch of snuff a few times a day for a kick - sends me either way, hyper focused or dreamy black out.
Broke my elbow(s?) last year. Twice in a week. It was a bad week. Female influenced i never should have got involved in all that she was not even particularly grateful. Bust one elbow. Ripped all the sinews out of the other one. Ever tried to fight a robber with two floppy arms. I did, that was the second time I bust my right elbow, really hurt. He ran for it, thank fuck. So i had an excuse for the painkillers. I didn’t go to a hospital just duct tape and hit up the supermarket first aid aisle. I already had the snorking habit though.
Got A LOT of pills here. A lot. Got a lot of booze. A lot. Don’t actually drink any though.
