>>20911997>Can any of you tell me how to get clean in a matter of a day or two?If you are being honest and you have been clean for a year and only smoked one join recently you are fine. It is a misnomer that weed stays in your system for months. What actually happens is THC slowly accumulates in your adipose tissue over time and after a long period of habitual use it will excrete over a a 60-90 day period depending on how heavy your use was and how high your body fat% is, and other genetic metabolic factors.
The reality is that unless you are metabolising a bunch of THC tainted fat cells every day, there wont be much THC in your piss after a day or two like most drugs.
This is not a panic type of situation, you basically need to do 2 things:
>Start drinking copious amounts of water immediately. Drink 2 gallons per day from now until your test.>Go to a head shop they sell bottled cleansers, back in the day there was a brand called "vales" or something like thatBasically its a bunch of vitamin C and B complex. You drink it a couple hours before you test and you will excrete an extreme amount of vitamins, this messes with the test a bit and can serve to mask the true levels of metabolites in your system. Keep in mind you will probably still register some trace amounts of intoxicants, but the way these tests work they have a ppm type threshold that you have to surpass before you fail.
>TL;DR drink lots of water, buy a bottle of liquid detox, stop being a faggot 