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So i encountered a famous Chad when I delivered his pizzas. This happened when I lived in America.
>I arrived at his door
>Door opens after me knocking it
>old black guy in tweed was smoking meth, shaking a rain stick
>Jared Leto violently pushed him
>He muttered " oh great another pizza faggot"
>Jared stood there in a black robe covered in pentagrams and swastikas
>He was wearing red lipstick and pink eyeshadow, he looked high
>He was also wearing a black thong
>I gave him the food he shut the door
>I banged the door, asked him to pay
>He responded by turning up some rap music that was playing
>I kept knocking until he opened it
>Except this time he was naked holding his cock and reaching something behind one of the doors
>I said he owed me the money
>He threw a bunch of Canadian dollars at me and giggled
>I looked behind the door and he was fondling a teenage girl with his left hand and stroking his cock with his right
>The girl barely looked 14
>He said to me "ain't this the biggest rod you ever seen?"
>His dick kind of looked small
>He got mad after I told him to pay me in American money
>He pushed me and locked the door
And yet 99.9% of women would rather date him than us.
