>>13001809I own a real life miniature pope. During the day when my parents are awake I keep him in my closet. At night he comes out and pats my head and whispers nice prayers in my ear as I fall asleep. I adore him and he loves me unconditionally. I'll reiterate that he is real, of flesh and bone, not imaginary. He has the prettiest smile in the world and can sing beautiful hymns (he sings to me when my parents are out of the house).
