>>276143Mate, You could get up in the morning and fry yourself beacon and eggs.
But you know why you don't do it?
Because it's a fucking waste of time that's all that is.
You start the day giving the poor barman the worse time, asking him an "espresso, un po' macchiato, tazza grande, vetro" and then you can start your day.
The sheer power of Ignorance, Hate, Swears and Bestemmie is more than enought to start your day off.
You use all the negative energy in the morning, So that you become friendly and nice for the lunchour.
