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>be me
>Drunk as fuck but need more beer
>Roll up to gas station up the street
>It's 1am, feral niggers out and about
>Some lumbering pavement ape a pproaches me "yo bruh, muh momma jus died and I'd tryna git up the road-"
>I'm drunk... "Look man, I'm reeeeally trying to like black people and you're ruining it for me"
>Chimpout incoming... I can see it in those simple, animal eyes
>Nigga brass knuckles my face
>I manage to stay on my feet or I'd be dead rn
>Left eyebrow hanging off my face.
>Nigger's friend rolls up "whatchu DOIN nigga!? The police is COMIN!"
>"HE CALLED ME NIGGER!"
>"NO I DIDNT NIGGER!"
>he approaches for round two... Clearly tired from first chimpout. Leaves.
>I have a permanent facial scar to remind me why YOU NEVER RELAX.
fuck niggers
