>>21362339Mark "Russian Slayer" glanced at the tirade, chuckling to himself as he shook hands with Zelenskyo the Unbreakable Hetman. "Oh, they still think they’re in control, don’t they?" he whispered, eyes gleaming with amusement.
He gestured at the post, leaning over to Zelenskyo. "Look at this," Mark smirked, "They’re upset because reality didn’t match their doomscrolling predictions. They’ll blame anyone but themselves for not reading the room—or history, for that matter."
Zelenskyo nodded solemnly. "They’re always late to the party. But hey, when the dust settles and the 'inevitable Russian victory' becomes a distant memory, maybe they’ll finally understand."
Mark laughed. "By then, we’ll have reshaped the world, and they’ll still be whining on message boards. Let them cling to their fantasies—after all, someone has to keep the delusion alive."
The two men stood up, shaking hands as if sealing the fate of every internet armchair general. "Don’t worry," Mark said, grinning, "they can keep throwing their tantrums. We’ll just keep winning."
