>>13329892oh hamburgers, I forgot to get Anon something for his birthday!
Well, uh, well I guess I'll just have to tell him a joke. Alright, h-h-here goes:
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. His friends see him and call out, "Hey Rene, wanna do a shot of Jaegermeister with us?" Rene says "No, I think not" and disappears.