>>18923008No Holds Barred Match for the
WWA World Championship:
Priscilla Divine (c) vs. Miss USA
>"And then we've got the big double main event. First up is the WWA World Championship match, No Holds Barred, where Priscilla Divine defends the title against Miss USA. And this might be the biggest WWA World Championship Match of the year. I'll say this for Miss USA: I've beaten her not so long ago, but I didn't exactly walk away from that match a winner. I haven't wrestled since, because ever since that match I haven't even been CLOSE to one hundred percent. If you remember, I wrestled Miss USA in my first WWA match, and she did damage to my lower back that will NEVER fully heal. Miss USA is DANGEROUS. She'll HURT you. Any time you get in the ring with her, win, lose, or draw, you're going to leave the ring that night with a couple of body parts that will never quite work the way they did before you got in the ring with her.">"Against almost anyone, that makes her the favorite. But Miss USA isn't going up against almost anyone. She's going up against the WWA World Champion, Priscilla Divine. The best wrestler in the world TODAY, bar none. And sure, Miss USA'll hurt people. Priscilla Divine has made hurting people into an ART FORM. I've trained with her, I've studied with her, and I've given her the playbook on how to BEAT Miss USA. But she didn't even NEED it. I can say that, because I've worked with both of them. Priscilla Divine is, simply put, the best professional wrestler alive, and while Miss USA is very, very good, Priscilla is BETTER. And we're all lucky for it; she's gonna keep drawing houses and putting money in all our pockets, and raising the standard for all of us. Miss USA talked about tarps in the arena; the only tarp she needs to worry about is the one we drape over her casket when we bury her, and her career, for a second and final time. This ENDS at Judge, Yuri, and Executioner."Colby's pick: Priscilla Divine
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