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>Jesus in Hell: Where His punishment is "boiling hot semen," Gittin 57a identified as Jesus in footnote to same, and in Jewish Encyclopedia under "Balaam."

>Christians in Hell: In the above passage punished by "boiling hot excrement" which is the punishment for all who mock "at the words of the sages." (Talmud)

>Jesus "Limped on one foot" and "was blind in one eye," "he practiced enchantment by means of his membrum," "he committed bestiality with his ass," he was a fool who "did not even know his beast's mind. (Sanhedrin 105a-105b) The silly and foul misuse of Judges 5:27 about Sisera's dying convulsions meaning sexual intercourse is here applied to Jesus, with the footnote explanation of Judges 5:27: "This is taken to mean sexual intercourse..."

>The Bible has at least four cases of “toilet humour” including a murder-mystery that takes place in a toilet, although some people might question whether a murder in the toilet could possibly be classified as humour. Perhaps the mere mention of a toilet in an unexpected setting (like the Bible!) is titilatting at least, if not actually funny, but whether or not we classify this story as humorous partly depends on what we classify as humour. Some Bible-readers might also not be aware of this particular murder-mystery because the word “toilet” doesn’t occur in any English translation that I’m aware of. Let’s take a look. This story occurs in Judges 3:12-25 and describes how Ehud saves Israel from oppression by assassinating Eglon, the king of Moab

>As the story goes, Eglon defeated Israel in battle and thereafter “the Israelites served King Eglon of Moab eighteen years” (14) and paid him tribute. “But when the Israelites cried out to the LORD, the LORD raised up for them a deliverer, Ehud son of Gera, the Benjaminite, a left-handed man” (15)

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