>>12762207I do every time I go out to eat.
>Be at chilis with coworkers>Have nice food, have nice waitress>time to pay>Baseline 5% tip>Challenge the waitress to E-card, which is basically lopsided rock paper scissors in card form>one side (the king/ emperor) has a 80% chance of winning>the other side (slave) has a 20% chance of winning>if the waitress wins on the king side, they get a 25% tip>on the slave side, they get a 100% tip>the bill is $136.68>Announce the challenge very loudly, so several packed tables around us go quiet>she picks slave>explain the rules>each person gets five cards: the king gets a king and 4 citizens (random cards)>the slave gets an ace and 4 citizens>the king kills a citizen, a citizen kills a slave, citizens together tie, and the slave kills the king>Each player puts the card of choice face down, then flips them together. This goes on till you have no cards>Tie three rounds in a row>she wins>whole restaurant cheers for her>do the same thing at a different restaurant two weeks later>waiter picks slave and loses>whole restaurant fuckin consoles himHonestly, people should put on shows like this more often. Fun public gambling, and a whole room gets to have a great time with the intensity of it. Pro tip though: playing king first round will more or less always win, because no one has the balls to throw slave first.
