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Lmfao I fucking hate FOMC weeks. I also legitimately cannot believe that Chinaburger 10,000 caused this much of a fuckup, this is just as stupid as the cloudflare burp last summer.
Surely people aren't just this skittish? Tell me that this is at least just 0dte assholes cockfighting. I refuse to believe that Big Money is that fucking jumpy.
Also how did we get all the way back around to "SURELY THE FED WILL HIKE RATES!!!!"? It's so fucking weird, nothing fundamental has really changed for like a year or more.
