>>1082961*everyone in the room is flooded by fecal matter, it reaches the street*
>”heh…… nothing personnel, kid.”>you spot your date in a cheap korean restaurant nearby…. koreans have taken position on the roof (they saw the shit and thought it was niggers) but do not notice you as you approach. you find your date, still recovering from the taco bell, nervously eating shitty north korean food (its raccoon, squirrel, and human (nigger human and homeless though)>”heh…. so now…… uhuhuhqh… you’ve seen my true power……*PLFRRRTTTT* she can’t help but let out a nervous fart
>Do I know you?>the smell wafting from your ass has brought in the fire department. the people inside the restaurant think a sarin gas attack is going on outside. you are ignorant of this, because of the autism.>”We matched…. on E-Harmony….. and OK CUPid…. and Tinder…. i have a lot of profiles… you see, it is hard for me to meet women, i browse 4chan….>”What?” she is pretending she doesn’t recognize you… beta lords have congregate to form a wall between you and her… comfortable, she unzips her pants to let out the pressure… BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRAARRRRROOOOOOOOORRRRRROORRLWLWLLLWLWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 