>>18289303Happy birthday fren. There are some answers, though probably not the ones you'd like to hear.
Assuming you have some assets build up, you could easily, and I do mean EASILY, get loadsapussy in South East Asia. But with your complete lack of experience, you'd fall for the wrong pinay, get married, and become stuck with her and her family, they would milk you dry. Not because they're evil or anything, its just the way they are.
Or you could embrace the wizard life. I'm 36 and haven't had sex in like 2 years, no proper gf for like 4 years. I've pretty much given up on female companionship, it is what it is.