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So I'm sitting with my wife, and we're filling out out mail in ballots together, like we do every election, well, I notice her hand grazed JUST a bit to close to Joe Biden's name as she was moving her pencil towards trump. It made me think that maybe she has some subliminal communist sympathies or something, so I gave her a solid whack in the face just to be sure. So she starts crying like she always does, so I just start putting cigarettes out on her. Can't stand the sound of her crying. Had to do something.
Afterwards she cleaned herself up, thanked me for keeping her on the straight and narrow and made me a sandwich.
That sandwiches name? Albert fucking Einstein.
MAGA 2020
