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Kanako Leichenburg vignette tape #1
"So Kanako, we need a little promo from you to get your character across. Think you can do that?"
Kanako salutes with a big smile.
>OF COURSE! Been thinking about this ever since I signed with the WWA! U-umm...do you know if I stuff my bra will it fly out during a matc-oh screw it, go ahead and shoot!
Kanako points at the camera.
"Okay, 3, 2, 1...SHOOT!"
>Hellooooo! My name is Kanako Leichenburg! I am a half Japanese half German from Germany! I am a warrior of LOVE AND JUSTICE!
Kanako makes a heart shape with her hands before pushing them out and waving.
>I am here to infilt-uh, DOMINATE THE WWA locker room and prove I am the purest maiden here! I AM A SWORD OF JUSTICE! THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWERRRR!
Kanako clutches her right hand, it shaking.
>IT'S LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO DEFEAT ALLLLLL OF YOU! TAKE MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL OF MY FRUSTRATIONS! SCHALLDÄMPFER!!!!
Kanako punches at the air awkwardly, before she tries to put her finishing hold on an opponent that isn't there.
>CUTTTT! Aha, can we get um...like a dummy or something here?
*34 takes later*
>Well I think we nailed it!
Kanako cuddles a dummy.
>Anyway I gotta do surveilla-work my secondJOBSOSEEYOULATER!
Kanako runs off while hugging the dummy.
"Jesus most of those were terrible." One cameraman says, adjusting her cap.
"Fuck it just use the first one, it'll be funny." Another says. "She needs to watch less anime."
