>>19788359Colby Jefferson looks around and grows serious.
>"Now, a little over a month ago, I took my shot at one of the only mountains I had left to climb. I called out Kelly Omega, and I made it clear that I wanted THE Kelly BY GODDESS Omega, the main event mainstay who came within a hair's breadth of becoming the WWA World Champion on three seperate occasions, who gave Skelly Skelly and my friend Priscilla Divine the fights of their lives when the title was at stake. I wanted THAT Kelly Omega, because at the place I'm at right now, after the opponents I've conquered, with the winning streak that I'M ON...... other than Jade and Priscilla what is even LEFT?"Colby frowns.
>"The problem is, that Kelly Omega doesn't exist any more. She showed up and made it all too clear to me when she turned down my challenge. You see, there was a part of me that was sure that it couldn't be true, that this is KELLY OMEGA we're talking about here, that she had a super important plan, an alternate arrangement that she just COULDN'T take any time away from to face me."Colby Jefferson looks at an imaginary wristwatch, then shrugs."
>"But I guess not. And that leaves me to come face-to-face with a fact that I hoped I wouldn't have to acknowledge.">"The Kelly Omega I wanted to face is dead. Priscilla Divine left her wrung-out, deflated husk lying on the floor of the Elimination Chamber and never looked back. And now, this empty shell of a wrestler CLAIMING TO BE Kelly Omega is crashing at Onigiri's house, and for God knows what reason because Oni, as much as I love her, doesn't even have two titles for her to carry around any more, and doesn't even get Omega to do her ring intros any more! So at this point, what the actual hell is her PURPOSE? Last time, I remember asking Kelly if she was just reduced to being Onigiri's mouthpiece and sycophant, and I guess now I have my answer..... she's not even THAT any more, is she?" 