>>11557966BEFORE his latest aneurysm and dementia...
Joe was a copperhead pit viper, lives in Pennsylvania+ Delaware, mean as fuck, likely to bite anything around it, blends in, tolerates and adapts well to habitat changes, sniffs its prey, yellow-bellied, likes to hibernate individually and spend much time under shelter, responsible for hurting thousands of Americans every year and 5 deaths, smells like CUCUMBERS
POST dementia Joe = Penguin...likes to swim naked, slow and awkward as fuck on land, dumb as a door knob, camouflaged white/black, zero ability to attack, kill or defend itself, eaten by predators like popcorn, constantly tries to display faux dominance, likes to steal from the weak, no respect for personal property, no respect for its own species, sexually perverted gang rapists, likes to steal the offspring of other penguins, smells awful
