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>be me
>41 year old healthy baby boy
>crawl out of my crib
>scream for tendies
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TENDIE TENDIE NENENENE NENENNENENENENNEDODODOODOD RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>after 5 minutes mommy still hasn't delivered
>try again to get her attention, but am already too tired from screaming for 5 minutes straight
>crawl back into crib
>crib creaks and moans from my healthy weight of 300 pounds, must be a pretty shit crib
>drift off into sleep, dream of tendies soon to come
>wake up to a stench unlike anything that I have smelled before
>it's not even my diapey for once
>waddle downstairs
>see mummy sleeping on the kitchen floor with a bottle of sleeping pills next to her
>LMAO, who takes sleepy pills at 3:00 in the afternoon? lol
>put on trenchcoat and fedora, and go outside for the first time in 6 weeks for wendies
This happened 4 days ago, and mommy still hasn't woken up. Lazy bitch. The stench has also gotten worse, but I cannot find the source.
