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So once there was an overweight pale creature (although somewhat melancholy) that wore studded leather and had a penchant for the dramatic. And that object thought it was different until other objects emulated it. It can only make the word "Blahhhh.....". The object lost weight until it was barely alive and started developing more feels. Then it decided showers must be for sk8ers/preps etc and will sport the hairstyle of a woman overburdened by housework. This will drive the point home. Other observations include weakened eyesight (but more than made up for with large external lenses), and explosive beard growth that would make any lumberjack worth his salt question himself. Combination of confusing traits seemingly placed together at random from both males and females. This is where the goths and emo kids went. Notice all groups would vote democrat if voting did not require any effort.
