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A Tweetstagram stream is started from Kasumi's phone. It waves around wildly, revealing her messy apartment with various newspaper clippings along the walls.
>I-Is this *hic* fuckin thing on?
Kasumi turns the camera back towards her before flipping the phone back around.
>Fuckin' A! I thought this shit was broken!
Kasumi falls back into her couch, holding the phone outward. She grabs around her couch, pulling up a half full bottle of whiskey.
>So! As all my adoring simps can see, I am training SUPER HARD for the B1!
With one hand occupied, Kasumi tries to unscrew the bottle before she puts the cap in her mouth and twists. It turns in kind.
>Aha! Fuck you bottle! You're just fucking whiskey you bitch!
Kasumi takes a victory swig.
>SO! For all of you unsauced pizzas viewing right now, 50 bucks MINIMUM for a question! In the mean time I'm gonna play some motherFUCKIN TETRIS BITCH! It's Kasumi Kaming...that doesn't really work so fuck it Kasumi Gaming.
Kasumi chugged the rest of her whiskey, burping before tossing the bottle over her shoulder. It shatters loudly as Kasumi taps a few buttons on her phone. It's roughly pointed at her TV as she tries to save a game of Tetris that's already half over.
>Fuck!
She clears some lines as her phone meows, a sign she got a superchat.
>Ummmm....feetchad186 says 'Lonelyfans with lots of feet shots-'-please do me a favor and drink bleach at the earliest opportunity. AH!
Kasumi rapidly drops blocks and loses.
>OKAY! Round two fuckers!
Her phone meows again. It takes a her a few seconds to check her phone this time.
>Ummm...what the fuc-oh RagingRedFan57 says, 'What will you do if you have to fight your fellow Widowmaker girls?' GREAT FUCKING QUESTION!