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>be me
>retard buzzcut obsessed with wood
>getting head stuck everywhere
>years of being mocked because of huge head
>decide to change myself
>start bleaching skin
>build muscle to make big head look smaller
>also grow hair and style it in a way that hides huge cranium
>stop the wood thing cause realise it's hella gay
>"oh shit I look like chad"
>try to live as a chad
>start chasing girls
>only followed around by stupid loli and /r9k/ fag
>still living with mom
>tf when no gf
>mfw plank was right all along
