>>2581880because I'm a helpless NEET. I dropped out of college ~4years ago. I haven't had a single job since then. I also haven't been laid in ~2 years. I live at home with my dad. I sleep all day and play vidya all night. If I'm not doing either of those, I'm getting drunk and halfheartedly awaiting my inevitable death. The only joy left to me in life is the satisfaction from vidya.
Please, tell God I'm ready to join him in Heaven.