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>be American
>go to high school
>alt right edgelords laugh about sjws and the culture takeover
>bernie bros discuss social justice and feminist theory
>Christian femtards preach family values while weaing 6 inch skirts with shorter spandex under them
>trans kids and bisexuals mope about how unlucky their life has been
>tech fags are virginless losers drooling over girls
>girls in tech classes get ostracized and objectified before transferring out
>children of libertarians call everybody commies or fascists
>EVERYBODY VAPES AND SMOKES WEED
>constant assemblies about the harmfulness of drugs
>nah senpai that cures cancer
>bathrooms are filled with perpetual vape smog
>druggies smoke in school parking lot
>AP classes grade on level of work instead of ability
>go to college
>everybody is a fucking philosopher I guess
>grown up libertarians constantly spout macro-economic theory
>solidarity with refugees posters on every door, window, board
>get 40k in debt
>still no free public college
>theatre kids quote hamilton throughout the day on social media, during class, while eating
>graduate
>now 60k in debt
>government slowly pays it off adding unnecessary interest to the overall cost
>get a shitty $20/hour job
>male coworkers constantly trying to pick up female coworkers
>"healthy work environment psas" every month
>all fast food, construction, gardening, house cleaning jobs are filled with Mexican immigrants
>illegal immigrants are all nannies or work in daycare
>see conservative coworker pick up child from school while complaining about lazy immigrants on government assistance
>hillary supporters freak out every morning after watching MSNBC
>centrists equate nazis with college students
>CNN has 24/7 coverage of Trump's twitter account
>Meanwhile, salvadoran refugees are getting their temporary protected status revoked
>every other american thinks they speak spanish
>asian tourists take pictures of completely random shit
>die alone in senior care center