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Today is the eleventh of the ninth, did you give up your seat on the bus to a first responder?
Did you thank him/her for their service?
Did you applaud them as they left the bus?
Did you donate a dollar to the grieving widows as you waddled into Walmart?
Did you adjust your stars and stripes shorts so that the shart mark was prominent?
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