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A man wakes his way down the WWA ring, or rather, a Mann.
Reál Mann, the youngest sibling in the numerous Spaghetti Town Mann dynasty makes his way down the ring, a microphone in hand, a P.U.S.S.Y. pin stuck firmly to his chest.
>Greetings lowlifes, degenerates and dregs of society. It is I, your better, Reál man here to deliver you a dose of Reálity.
>Judge, Yuri & Executioner will be soon upon us and cannot come soon enough, where this deplorable company will be wiped off the face of the earth, to be replaced with a glorious new direction.
>Of course that's only a formality, as we all know the generous Auditors are in charge after they rightfully arrested the Carbonara Canine.
>It is by their grace that they have decided to add another match to the event for your deplorable eyeballs. An Under Budget, Under Audit Battle Royale.
>8 Wrestlers enter. One shall leave victorious. Top rope, submissions and pins are all legal. Their reward, if they can call it is a budget cut of 50.000 Spaghetti Town Dimes to their WWA department of choice, aren't we gregarious.
>So far several wrestlers have stated their interest to join. One Raging Red. One Dia Mond, One Nico Katz, One Kelly DiVanna, One Jersey Devil, One TRIN-NITY and one returning, or is it debuting, I don't really care, Kuro Noire. The last competitor shall be announced at a later date.
>This has been your dose of Reálity you foul pondscum. Hopefully it'll be the last time.
