>>7290448I would normally assume this post is satire but since you're American you're probably serious AND a newfag.
Look, bud. Americans barely know anything about the land their mothers farted them out onto, let alone any country outside of the continent of North America. Americans are so dumb, fat and slow it's a fucking national emergency. No really, your military is panicking as most of you can't pull off a single pull up and many of you travel around only in your cars. When you get to church for groceries, you ride their courtesy fatmobiles so that your cankles don't start acting up and cause problems for the employees and other shoppers having to deal with your grumpy ass 'cause you're too out of breath and in too much pain to make it to the pharmacy to get your weekly prescription of peanut butter. Mother fucker, I could cowtip you and you wouldn't be able to do anything about it. You'd probably whip out your phone and write an angry post about glorious Finland, wouldn't you. Well listen here, you fucking boulder, in the real world you ain't shit. In the real world, just about the only thing you can do without assistance is shit.
Think about that the next time you try to badmouth my motherland.
