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>go to shitty job
>coworkers are absolutely obsessed with me because I choose not to make small talk or smile
>"HEY, Smiley is here!"
>"How's it going smiley, HAVING FUN YET?????"
>"SMILE, anon!"
>"lol this guy never SMILES!"
>lunchtime
>sit outside at picnic table to avoid everyone
>cowowrker sits across from me
>"Wow, some weather we're having eh?"
>"How's things been?"
>"Whatcha lookin at on yer phone?"
>back to work
>"Smiley's back!"
>nonstop chatter and dude-bro fist bumps to my shoulder
>want to fucking die
>finally time to go home
>exit out back door so nobody will try talking to me as I leave
Why in THE FUCK do normies constantly try to be friendly with people who clearly hate their guts?
