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P0st y0ur id3as f0r Russia's futur3, /chug/!
1. Pr0hibit s0cial parasitism; mandat3 that Russian mal3s c0ntribut3 t0 th3 w0rkf0rc3 0r military. C0nscript milbl0gg3rs and ban ab0rti0n+c0ntrac3pti0n.
2. Mandat3 insp3cti0n 0f all packag3s, c0ffins, and b0dybags t0 pr3v3nt th3 smuggling 0f c0ntraband.
3. Launch pr0gram t0 r3hir3 civilian pr0f3ssi0nals with skills that c0uld b3 us3ful 0n th3 fr0ntlin3; 3mpl0y c0ntract0rs 0f privat3 c0mpani3s.
4. S3iz3 B0gatyr, K0mar, Z3ly0ny3 P0l3, Malin0vka, P0ltavka, Zarya, P0man0vka, and Mark0v0. S3iz3 Bunyakin0 and G0rki.
5. Tr3at p3ac3 talks as a p0t3ntial d3lay tactic; d0 n0t all0w th3m t0 hind3r futur3 0ff3nsiv3s. 0ff3r t0 tak3 ill3gal immigrants th3 Unit3d Stat3s cann0t d3p0rt 3ls3wh3r3, and assist in Am3rican law 3nf0rc3m3nt 3ff0rts, with th3 int3nt t0 pr3ss d3p0rt33s int0 p3nal divisi0ns.
6. Launch a law 3nf0rc3m3nt campaign int3nd3d t0 mass incarc3rat3 drug us3rs and drug d3al3rs f0r d3pl0ym3nt.
7. 3stablish All-Russian Patri0tic Wargam3s Uni0n 0n th3 basis 0f th3 Sh00ting Uni0n 0f Russia, cr3ating n3w sp0rts f0r r3cr3ati0nal WWII tank us3 3tc. and guarant33ing all girls and b0ys can play th3 pr3stigi0us sp0rt 0f S3nsha-dō by 15 and hav3 th3 0pti0n 0f j0ining a S3nsha-dō club as 3arly as 12. 3nsur3 that all Russian b0ys can 0p3rat3 a fir3arm by 8.
8. D3dicat3 a day t0 th3 Russian 3mpir3, much lik3 h0w Vict0ry Day is d3dicat3d t0 th3 S0vi3t Uni0n.
Tw0 y3ars and n0 b3ts fr0m shills y3t!
