SAVED BY THE BELL: This show is fuckin based!!!!!!!
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Was Saved By The Bell actually an allegory for the plight of the modern white American?
THE ARYAN PRINCE: Zack Morris. The blonde haired picture of your basic beautiful Aryan. He may not be the smartest or the most athletic and he's being raised by a single female with no strong male influence, but he seeks to become his own master anyways, resisting social pressures to emasculate him and is in constant conflict with the cuck agenda of the left represented by:
THE FEMINIST: Jesse Spano. Constantly spouting about being oppressed even though she's a privileged white girl in a nice community in California. She even dreams of going to UC Berkeley.She RESENTS Zacks place in the social group.
THE IMMIGRANT/MEXICAN: AC Slater. Invades the school and tries to claim authority through intimidation(allegoric for street crime) desperately trying to steal(rape) the Aryan Princess. He RESENTS Zack place in the social group.
BLACK POWER: Lisa Turtle. Fiercely independent & proud & concerned with climbing the social ladder. Constantly rejecting the advances of...
THE JEW: Screech. Always meddling and deceptive (in season one he was a genius, later, he's an oaf... all an act?) he also finds himself as Zacks Jew Scapegoat, but yet there is an uneasy form of cooperation between them. As like us and the Jews, they deceive us acting like our friends and like they're harmless, but in secret work to undermine us.
THE ARYAN PRINCE: Kelly Kapowski. While the group tries to destroy Zack, they seek to co-opt and change Kelly. She is being torn at by The Feminist trying to infect her and The Mexican trying to rape her, they tell her she's too good for Zack and that Zack is horrible, but yet, she always will love Zack, not because he's a good person, but because it's her destiny.
THE KEKED AUTHORITY: Mr. Belding. Always trying to stop Zack from becoming who he's destined to become and dull his instincts to rule over the masses with his natural ability to be charming and cunning.
