>>4414473My great great great grandfather Stanley O'Yelnatz spend the entire spring of 1846 carrying an old woman named Molly Zeroni up a mountain to drink from a fountain that squirted high-proof whiskey 24 hours a day until she was shit faced and then they would get into domestic altercations and fuck and produce even more hungry peasant children. The leekage from their fucking plus drunken pants-pissing fertilized the soil in such a way that they weathered the whole famine eating hybrid potato-onions and whiskey. They all died of cirrhosis a few years later, and nobody has yet to find their burried treasure. It also hasn't rained in that area since or something and there's a youth prison camp there.
