Church of hahaha noice
Commandments:
I - Gas the kikes race war now
II - No masturbating
III - you MUST use WD 40 as lube for fapping.
IV - no work friday night for miller time
V - kek
VI - 3D women aren't important
VII - If your flag have colors other than red, blue or yellow, you cannot leave your home
VIII - you must browse r*ddit at least once a day. It will humble you
IX - everyone must wear dope masks and robes
X - And we must also pray to the West every time the sun sets.
XI - Alright fuck you then Argentina is black
Leader:
Benito Mussolini
Uniforms:
Gentleman horses
Anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op8T7MltzbU [Embed]
Traditions:
All women attending ceremonies and services must come prepared and be ready to wet themselves if given the signal.
Priests: bantfags
The Holy Book: "My twisted world"
The Sacred Text:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5312413/1/naruto-expansionThe Sacred Dialect:
newspeak
The Holy Day:
july 32
Symbol:
>>1250427Secondary Symbol:
>>1250488Main saints:
Saint Ivan Ivanovich Ivanoff
Saint Liberty Prime
Main prayer:
Rei, in the beginning, created my father penis and wooden door. Once upon a time
