>>12761926The customary /bant/ way of replying would be to follow along with the joke, or to say something even gayer, like
"Oh, but I see your elegant slender 9 inch cock is very excited before mine presence. Allow me to give it a special treatment using my secret pleasure-inducing manual art passed through the women (male) of my clan for generations. *rubs ur dic* *very gently licks off cum using my tongue*"
Or
"Oh, but I too am capable of treating your very soft and delicate-looking boyish anus as a vessel for the conduction of my love juice. *whips out 12 inch quarter Korean khram*"
