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Tell a funny story that could only happen in your nation
>Be me
>Move to Texas for work
>Right on the border of Mexico, can literally throw a rock into Mexico from the highway
>Ton of Mexicans live there
>Decide to stop being such a loser and go out to a party with some coworkers
>All I know about this party is it takes place out in some warehouse on the outskirts of town
>Driving down the dirt road on the side of the highway to get there
>Get there, random Mexican family throwing a birthday party in the house that's right next door to the warehouse for some reason
>It's 11 pm, don't you have school?
>About 300m away is a drive-thru porn theater playing some movie of a blonde girl getting railed by like three black dudes right in front of this kids house lol
>Get to the warehouse, one of the first ones there, think that the party is going to be lame but within minutes about 200 people show up, mainly Basketball-Americans and Mexicans
>I'm one of the only crackers there
>Been there a couple of hours, kinda boring
>Suddenly a fight starts to break out between two girls
>thisgonnabegood.vbs
>Fight escalates
>Couple of guys try to step in to break it up
>Before I know it it is a full on brawl about 1/5 of everyone at the party is involved
>See some dude whip out a gun and start shooting in the air
>Everyone scatters like roaches
>I run off laughing
>While I'm running off I find a random watch on the ground, could be worth a few bucks
>Get separated from my coworkers, happen to find some random dudes who said they'd give me a ride
>Right as we're pulling out like 10 cop cars pull up
>Was a pretty good night
