>>15917852Dude, Assie mate, at least you have a sod off big country to get away from them,
>be me>grow up enjoying field my folks own near village>work for years to buy abandoned house in lovely country village>lovely community, family friends nearby, village fates, mostly down to earth hill farmers and young family.>then it comes BBC (no the even worse kind)>yorkshire farmer, yorkshire farm, yorkshire vet, yorkshire school, yorkshire fecking auctioneer !>metros come to see TV place for holls>metros like it>metros buy every farm in area and turn buildings into holiday lets>clap Every wednesday for covid care cunts>cancel all village fates 'cus scared>most friends and young people move away priced out of area>race mixers move next-door>donate all village hall funds to ukrain in my ass>church (once thriving) now only 5 weekly attendees>only me and 2 original village people left>cyclists and dog walkers everywhere>complain cus I don't pick up shit>tell them this is a country village and to stuff it where the sun don't shine>get kicked out of Pccand then the cyclists
>complain I drive too fast>complain I drive a big old landy>protest to make farm roads bike only"how the hell am I meant to check my sheep?"
>they organise biker bash>litter everywhere, Onions drink this, Vegan shit that>can't take this shit anymoreMFW I just wanted a quiet home away from townie wankers.
