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Yo I bet you playas (basketball playas that is haha) would love to hear this one crazy story!
One time I was hooping and dunking for this inner city church deep in the bowels of urban middle america! That's when I came across a huge fight! It was breaking out in the middle of a local public basketball court! PERFECT opportunity to do what the Dunker does best! Diffuse the situation with some BASKETBALL!!
It was crazy because the fight didn't even happen over basketball! It happened because they were having a hip hop dance off and I guess you can say it got pretty heated haha!
I explained to the urban youth that sometimes when you listen to sinful music like rap or hip-hop it can infect your soul and make you do bad things to each other!
One disgruntled youth didn't believe me, so I pulled some rubber out of my gym bag and we got dribbling and hooping some ball! We played a whole game right then and there! Everyone was pretty exhausted because obviously I won the game 78-3. But I think after that they took it to heart and never sinned again!
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