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I'm going to tell you a story about my life
>going out with friends
>we're talking in a pretty busy resturant
>Somehow we get to talking about our secrets
>Somebody says "what is your biggest secret"
>my other fiend says "I like anime"
>Next person says "I have a foot fetish"
>Next person says "I killed my neighbors dog because It wouldn't stop barking"
>It comes to me
>I say "I like my steak cooked well done"
>Everybody laughs
>somebody says "no really"
>I say "I actually do though, It's the best way to cook a steak"
>The whole restaurant goes silent
>I hear a southern voice "Well done steak? you might as just well cook a boot"
>I'm getting nasty glances from people on the other tables.
>Oppressive whispers permeate throughout the entirety of the restaurant
>I can see my face on the restaurant TV's
>the police break the door open
>Bullets are flying all over the place
>One of the bullets hits my leg
>The cop yells I got the perp
>They duck tape my mouth shut
>They handcuff me
>They inject tranquilizers into me
>I wake up in the middle of a prison cell
>There is nobody else here
>There is a note on the middle of the floor
>The note says that I have been put in solitary confinement as not to corrupt any other prisoners
>The prison door opens
>Somebody says that they're taking me to trial
>Go to the court
>The news is here reporting on the case
>The judge Tells me that I am being charged for Hate speech
>He asks me how I plead
>I say not guilty
>The prosecuting lawyer says "This man is a bigot, I rest my case"
>My lawyer says "My client pleads mental retardation"
>I yell "I'm not retarded I just like my steak well done"
>The courtroom bursts out in gasps
>The gasps turn into angry yells
>They start trowing grilled boots at me
>The jury Votes me guilty fearing that they were going to Riot
>Get sentenced to death
>The Police duck tape my mouth again
>They move me into a car
>They take me to the edge of the road
>The head cop throws me off the cliff
