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>be me
>at cousin get-together, which is both a family event and the street name of Alabama
>walking to the grill to get me fuckin shrimp on the barbie
>there is a toddler at this event
>lets call her Sally
>hear "Sally! Attack Anon!"
>its my sister and my cousin
>Sally runs over, grabs onto my legs and starts trying to tackle me
>look at sister with pure confusion, she yells "Play along!"
>i figure fine, she'll tire herself out
>i was wrong
>after probably 3 min of letting a toddler attempt to beat me up, i got up and decided it was time for revenge
>i know sally understands two things
>names
>and the command to attack
>i trained the toddler not to attack people with one clause
>unless i told them to
>wintersoldier.jpg
>eventually we're leaving, i walk to the car and open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>nah jk
>get in the car, cousin walks over holding Sally
>wave, yell "Bye! Sally, attack (cousin name)!"
>Sally facehugs the shit out of cousin, she almost falls over
>mfw victory
My uncle later showed me a stockless AK-47 he carried in his car, which was pretty cool. He was a nice guy.
