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greek history be like
>amorbios gigachados, leader of a tiny city state fights the massive ajgerkajvrhkamenid empire and their 1000000 morbillion army with his 9 soldier (2 grik casualiets, 59205703579802 akcahvgamenid soldiers dead or somerthing ?????)
>2 years later his son, spartakos grikogodos conquers the other 10000 billion tiny city states and forms the grikogodic empire
>1-3 year later he conqueres all of known world
>dies from gay sex (hiv)
>no children because he was gey (true grik chad)
>his generals split the contri, it collapses
>47109854280 years later Konstantinos Giantopenisos, a follower or that jewish guy's religion forms the Gyrosid Empire
>it becomes corrupt and colapses after 400 years
>grik land invaded by the Kebabid Turks, half of griks assimilate into turkish cultur
