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>Live near a faultine
>Sometimes get Earthquakes but eh
>Live near forests
>Run the risks of bushfires but how bad it is is dependant on Mother Nature giving you the finger
>Ditto for Hurricanes because they're unpredicatble as shit
>Tornado Alley gets nonstop Tornados like literally every year on the clock
>Oh it's okay we have storm cellars, weather more than makes up for the constant fear of death
>Tornado Alley gets MORE tornados
>holy shit we should have listened to Al gore they never said anything about Tornados in Tornado Alley
