>>21171741“Aww, fucken g’day Kelsie. Soz, mate, ya cort me day-dreamin’. Oi din’t fink Oi’d see yas ‘ere. We cooda done da double promo torken fing. Holy fucken shit youse is looken gooda-nuff ta eat.”
>[Sheila does a loud wolf whistle through her teeth, causing a few bystanders to turn and look.]“Faaaarrrrk mooooyy.”
“Oi, Reino? Aww yeah, Oi is, ain’t Oi. Fucken Kels cort me off guard – ah, ya know, da uvva Kels. Ya prob’y figgah’d dat one, ay? Nyeh heh heh. Nah, Reino’s orright. Jus’ koinda mad, Oi reckon. Nuffin’ Oi ain’t dealt with befaw. And wiff youse dere, gawna be all G.”
“An’ Oi, yeah. Mentaw-in’. Oi said me, but could jus’ as easy be bofe’ve us. Oi dunno. But Oi reckon all’ve ‘em is good so fah. Moik from da Dojo is a big cunt, in’t she? Wouldn’t moind smashing tits wiff ‘er sometoim, Rookie Cup aw not. But ya gotta reckon Royit Rivvim is a fave, yeah? She’s fucken all ovah the shop, but if ya can harness it, ya know, uh, get ‘er ‘ead on straight and... uh... loik, ya can’t teach charisma, and...”
“Mate, Oi dun’ fucken know what Oi’m torken about. Dese cunts paired me wiff Beerso back in da day an’ we just fucken chucked back tinnies. Day say, ALLEJ-EDDLY, dat ain’t good trainin’. Well ta that Oi say, it ain’t failed me yet. Nyeh heh heh.”
“Oi but nah, wassup wiff youse? Ya feelin’ orright aftah the laddah match? Ain’t ‘eard from ya, figgah’s moybe Casso had ya doin’, ya know... ya uvva stuff.”