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>yesterday
^crawl out of my apartment to go get groceries
<late in the evening when nobody's at the store
>run into air-headed socially awkward girl I spaghetti'd over 5 years ago
vwho I haven't talked to since
<she runs over and tries talking to me wondering where the fuck i've been
^spaghetti fills my pockets
>avoid eye contact
<respond to her with stuttery "yep"s
>she's obviously coming onto me
vmy mind is just filled with the spaghetti from 5 years ago
^had to get out of there fast
<leave the store
>she asks why i'm leaving
>"i-i got to go play video games"
>sob to Komm Susser Tod on loop for half an hour while uncle pounds my ass
<never played video games
>never bought groceries
<never got
im quoting your uncle.
