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I used to get stoned as fuck in my early 20s, log into Russian team fortress 2 servers, and try to convince them a Russo-American alliance could and would conquer the world. They'd be hesitant at first, hurling broken English insults at me. But by the end they were all on my side.
I also had many Ukranian friends from my middleschool, they'd go visit family in Ukraine and bring me back candy that was crazy fucking sour. I miss those days. I miss all of it. I hate war. Ukes and Ruskies, I love you both and this war makes me very sad.
-a drunk faggot who loves you
