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Cats are sacred and beautiful. The Ancient Egyptians had the right idea. They knew that cats were magical creatures that brought good fortune to those that treated them well. And anyone that would hurt a cat? They got the death penalty, even if it was by accident. Nigger kicks a cat? Death penalty. Step on a cat's tail by accident? Death penalty. It's insane that nowadays such vile sacrilegious crimes get merely a slap on the wrist.
A small number of us still appreciate cats and know their true glory. Being around them enriches our life, and just makes everything more colourful and vibrant. They're cute, beautiful, soothing, relaxing, tranquil creatures. Just having a cat nearby makes you feel happier and more confident.
The world has gone to shit since the majority stopped worshipping cats. Disgusting degenerates everywhere. The only way things will get back on track is if everyone rightly acknowledges cats as their true masters. We all need to go back to worshipping cats immediately to avert disaster.
Take the cat pill.
