>>19111601>Ciel du Grenouille; the WWA's own Jean-Paul Marat, 'cept unlike Marat I don't think she bathes. Her chances stink almost as much as she does>Lillith; now I like Lillith, she makes the best dam bowl of grass soup you'll ever eat. But what she don't make is much in the way o' competition >Kasumi O'brian; the belle o' the booze, nuttier than a sack o' squirrel shit, these are jes' a couple o' terms I could use to describe the ol' hapa heemer. One I won't be usin'? Winner>Kelly DiVanna; famously lost a hair match ta one o' the biggest jobbers this fed's ever seen. When I heard the injun clipped her a couple inches below the neck I was over the moon. Imagine my disappointment at discoverin' she was still walkin' around with her head attached >Nico Katz; now Nico, I'm gonna say this to yer face, cuz I ain't got the bus fare it would take ta travel all the way ta say it behind yer back: YOU'RE FAT>Jade Thorn; livin' off the dole might be tough, but not as tough as me. Course I'm still willin' ta lend the poor widow a hand. Hell, I'll give her two hands. And a foot for good measure >Cassie Maverick; times have been tough for the bumblin' bumpkin, she's lost her title, her home, and her livelihood. Fortunately she's a dab hand when it comes ta milkin' so if the whole wrestlin' thing don't work out she can always find a job down on the Chicken RanchHolly Hope-Again; God's gift ta wrestlin'. God also gave us syphilis, One Direction, and Russian cuisine, so I can see why so many folks are abandonin' religion
