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>live in northern virginia
>just a few miles from the capital
>dad has very high ranking government job
>has one of the highest security clearances in the nation
>discover 4chan
>browse /b/ and /pol/
>on /b/ post green text stories about murdering a chick down by my creek for fun and because it's neat writing them
>post all over /pol/ about overthrowing the government and establishing a fascist state because it's funny to me
>one night dad comes home and beats my mom harder than usual
>beats me up harder than usual
>angry for weeks
>doesn't speak to me for 3 months
>find out later dad got demoted and his security clearance revoked because the government was following my posts on 4chan and took them as literal threats instead of ironic shitposts
>official reason for demotion was "possible security breach at home"
>tfw shitposts ruined my dad's life
>tfw im going to be on a government watchlist for the rest of my life
