>>18259808and this is even a shopped photo
I feel like Siri was the worst possible candidate for a reduction because not only was she chubbz but she was also a big snu snu bitch like 5'9 or more. She was not petite and generally speaking men aren't into big women like that. The ones that are, are usually either freaks or rare dudes that are also oh fuck huge. She would match with a dude that's like 6'5" 300lbs. But those TITTIES, those are what saved her and actually made her look fucking hot. An actual HOT snu snu bitch rather than this weird androgenous shield maiden or whatever. She was big snu snu woman she could have carried those titties around just fine.