If there is something that you wouldn't give to an animal then ... just do not put in your mouth anything that is not food !
Just put labels on your kids 'Please don't feed my kids' like they do in a zoo . that save a lot of medical expanses or you need to buy new animal to replace damaged ones. Make kids is fun and it cost nothing. responsible parents keep family secret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD5LvbfMmsQ 