Alright, so the first Story Builder thread I posted here went pretty alright, but it wasn't enough.
We need more shitpost stories, and at a massed rate!
http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/WritingCorner/StoryBuilder/>It is a little known fact that emus have been watching Australia for 80 years.>Only the thicc people believed that it was just a matter of time before emus invaded the shitposting city of Australia.>Mei, who was a thicc person tried to warn the people, telling them their best defense was to hang condoms from the trees and gay shoes on every door knob.>Unfortunately, no one believed Mei and when emus attacked Australia, only the thicc people survived. 